ci(#11194): introduce CI failure analysis script

[dianabarsan]

Description

Claude wrote the script.

#11194

Code review checklist

• UI/UX backwards compatible: Test it works for the new design (enabled by default). And test it works in the old design, enable can_view_old_navigation permission to see the old design. Test it has appropriate design for RTL languages.
• Readable: Concise, well named, follows the style guide
• Documented: Configuration and user documentation on cht-docs
• Tested: Unit and/or e2e where appropriate
• Internationalised: All user facing text
• Backwards compatible: Works with existing data and configuration or includes a migration. Any breaking changes documented in the release notes.
• AI disclosure: Please disclose use of AI per the guidelines.

Compose URLs

If Build CI hasn't passed, these may 404:

• Core
• CouchDB Single
• CouchDB Cluster

License

The software is provided under AGPL-3.0. Contributions to this project are accepted under the same license.

[dianabarsan]

@jkuester this is the script I referred to in the call last week. I've been using it locally very successfully. The GH workflow is a WIP but without having it in master, I can't trigger it.